Adventures with impersonal recruitment agents

Adventures with impersonal recruitment agents: No, “Hello Bernard, how are you?”. “No, nice to meet you.” Opening line: “Good afternoon, Your profile looks well aligned to some requirements I have.” Translates to: “You look like a 2×4 plank. I need a 2×4 wooden plank.” — Bernard Tyers (@bernardtyers) August 29, 2018