Adventures with impersonal recruitment agents:
No, “Hello Bernard, how are you?”. “No, nice to meet you.”
Opening line:
“Good afternoon,
Your profile looks well aligned to some requirements I have.”
Translates to:
“You look like a 2×4 plank. I need a 2×4 wooden plank.”
— Bernard Tyers (@bernardtyers) August 29, 2018